Jennifer Connelly Is Prettier Than You

Bam! Jennifer Connelly and her amazing cleavage are hotter than a brick shithouse in a super ’80’s leopard shirt and leather pants at a premier. I don’t think her rack has been this fabulous since Career Opportunities. While most young Hollywood starlets starve themselves and get their first nip/tuck before they even legally vote, Jennifer Connelly is 37 years old, and has been busy being fucking beautiful. Maybe all those young actresses can learn an important lesson from Jennifer Connelly: “It’s okay to not be the hottest chick in the room. Somebody has to do it. Fatty.”

Update: Smartypants hottie Jenna, noticed that these are few years old. I stand by my claims. I said good day, sir.