Lindsay Lohan Is Kinda Slutty
What do you call a girl who sees somebody she’s banged every where you take her?
Lindsay Lohan was recently in an awkward situation at the Apple Lounge in West Hollywood (west siiiide) with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson because several ex-lovers showed up.
“Lindsay chatted with her ex Harry Morton for a few minutes,” a witness explains about the first encounter. “Sam wasn’t thrilled.” Lindsay, 22, was there to support her live-in galpal, who was deejaying the event. But before the night was over, another of Lindsay’s exes, Calum Best, showed up, followed by former girlfriend Courtenay Semel. Although Lindsay’s rep says, “It wasn’t awkward for her to be with all of her exes,” a witness says, “That was definitely enough drama for Lindsay. She made sure the rest of the night was very mellow, drinking little as she smoked and stuck by Sam’s side.” “Lindsay reassured Sam,” a witness says, “by gently rubbing her lower back whenever they were alone.” (InTouch)
God, I’ve seen bukkake gangbangs with less dicks than Lindsay’s had inside her. Is there anything left that she hasn’t fucked? It’s probably a bad sign when your new girlfriend sees people she’s fucked every time she leaves the house. So what do you call a girl like that? A cab. Whore.
Here’s Lindsay being my truie hero by refusing to wear a bra. Also, in that last pic: WTF happened in that car? It looks like a 7-11 dumpster. I bet there’s a stillborn baby undr those Cheez-its.
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