Drink Beer, Looka Ma Boobies!
Jessica Simpson is an entrepreneur folks. That’s right. She’s just invested in a little beer company in Texas called Stampede. Stampede Light purports to be the beer of the recycling, world conscious, beer drinker who realizes that normal beer just doesn’t have enough vitamins in it. Does Stampede have vitamins? Who the hell knows? Their a little sketchy on the ingredients. What they do have is a hot chick with big tits in a cowboy hat telling us that we should drink it. And by God, we will. God Bless the U-S-A.
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Oktoberfest Linkz
about 1 year ago - No comments
There’s nothing better than Oktoberfest. Boobies, beer and barfing. Hayden Panetierre almost has the look pulled off except for the hat. I don’t know whether she wants to serve me a beer or steal my pouch of gold for the poor. Link my sausage fraulein: Um, there’s a hot dude on IDLYITW. So confused right now (IDLYITW)
Jessica Simpson Doesn’t Brush Her Teeth
about 1 year ago - No comments
Jessica Simpson sat down with iheartradio yesterday and during their interview she told them that she doesn’t brush her teeth. I have no idea why she was at iheartradio because she doesn’t really make music anymore, at least not good music, so she has no business talking to djs. She also said that she doesn’t
Jessica Simpson Is “Crazy” In Bed
about 1 year ago - No comments
John Mayer was interviewed for this month’s issue of Playboy and he dished on his sex life with Jessica Simpson. I would imagine that all he had to say was how great the sex was and guess what? I was right! He says, “If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling
Jessica Simpson Has Gas
about 2 years ago - No comments
Jessica Simpson is seriously one of the grossest humans being on the face of this earth. If she kept her mouth, and ass, shut then I could totally fuck her but she will probably never have sex with me so I will continue to bash her. During a business meeting for her new denim line
Jessica Simpson is Bitchy
about 2 years ago - No comments
Jessica Simpson is one of those celebrities on Twitter that I do not follow because usually they don’t have anything worth reading to say and will never respond to you. Not sure how many followers she has but it doesn’t really matter. Anyway, she took to her Twitter to bitch about Melrose Place calling it
Jessica Simpson Has Moved On
about 2 years ago - 1 comment
You may have remember a few weeks ago me writing on here that Jessica Simpson’ dog, a malti poo (gay name), was abducted by a Coyote straight out of the backyard at Jessica Simpson’ L.A. home. I found the story to be hysterical and it still is but now Jessica has pulled herself together and
Hahahahahahahaha!
about 2 years ago - 3 comments
This cheers me right the fuck up. Yesterday Jessica Simpson was outdoors with the dog Nick Lachey gave her for birthday/Christmas/anniversary gift. I am not really sure. And it was snatched by a coyote right in front of her eyes! Haha! Hysterical! She is very distraught and it hanging all of these little signs (pictured
Please God No…
about 2 years ago - No comments
Rumors are now floating around that Jessica Simpson might be getting a role as a judge on American Idol. I don’t really see how she fits the bill but then again neither did Paula Abdul. Let’s face it, Jessica Simpson is a one hit wonder that is only still in the news because she is
Jessica Simpson is Back on the Market
about 2 years ago - No comments
After being together for,what, over a year Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson has split. This is one particular courtship I could care less about because now that Jessica is on the market, me and everyone I know still doesn’t have a snowballs chance in hell of hooking up with her. She doesn’t have a low
Jessica Simpson Is Coming Back To T.V. Nooooooooooooooooo!
about 2 years ago - 4 comments
Not getting her kicks in the country music field, which I am not surprised about, Jessica Simpson wants to try her luck again on television. This time instead of a show starring two sexy newlyweds and their sexy life in their gated community, this one will be about how Jessica is a bit over weight
