Morgan Freeman Is On The Market, Ladies

Just days after a horrific car accident in which he and a mysterious female passenger were injured, Morgan Freeman is reportedly divorcing his wife of 24 years. [ed. note. Suck on that, Mrs. Johnstone (my high school journalism teacher), did you see that lead in??]

Freeman and his wife of 24-years, costumer Myrna Colley-Lee, “are involved in a divorce action,” the actor’s Mississippi-based attorney and business partner Bill Luckett told Access Hollywood. “And for legal and practical purposes, [Freeman and Colley-Lee] have been separated since December of 2007.” (Access)

Morgan Freeman is a badmotherfucker. He’s an Oscar winning actor, he owns a blues club in Mississippi, he used to be on the Electric Company and he can flip a car while driving his (much younger) mistress home to bang her and walk away. Morgan Freeman is so smooth could date your wife, steal your car and take your kids out for Denny’s and you’d probably still ask for his autograph. He might be invincible. Kinda like Ashley Judd’s breasts. I’ll leave it you to make that connection.