Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Won’t Show At Her Gay Wedding

Lindsay Lohan’s estranged dad, Michael Lohan says he’ll likely not show up for her reported wedding to lover Samantha Ronson later this year.

Michael Lohan - who claims he hasn’t been told about plans for Lindsay to marry DJ Samantha later this year - doubts he will be involved in the ceremony if his daughter does tie the knot.

He said: “I haven’t heard anything about an upcoming wedding from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle.

“She knows about my Christian faith - she just wouldn’t ask.” (source)

He’s playing the Christian card here, but I think he’s like you and me and he’s all for some girl on girl - so long as both the girls are hot. Samantha Ronson is gonna need a serious dose of Prof. Henry Higgins if she’s gonna get into the spank bank. I’m not saying that Michael Lohan would jerk it to his naked daughter getting it on with another hot chick, I’m saying that he’s jerk it to his naked daughter just hanging out around the house.