Kristin Chenoweth Seems Nice
This is Kristin Chenoweth at the zoo. Or at a movie opening at the zoo. Or at a movie opening about monkeys. I’m not sure because research is my kryptonite. I do know that her tits are awesome and they’re all kinds of hanging out, which makes her the best actress ever. I’m thinking she gets an Oscar for her performance in the monkey movie. Ok. Yeah. So I just found out she’s doing a voice and the film Space Chimps is animated. And well monkeys may be close to humans but monkey tits aren’t really that great. Trust me. And to the nosy zookeeper at the Columbia Zoo, you should just mind your own beeswax next time.
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Maria Fowler Likes the Beach
about 1 year ago - No comments
This is Maria Fowler a “glamour model”. Glamour Model is British for “loikes ta show ‘er tits, Guv’nah”. I’m not sure what they feed these chicks but it apparently grows awesomely perfect breasts and blocks the proclivity to wear shirts. It’s like a combination of fried fish, Guinness and angel semen.
News Hottie: Sonia Baghdady
about 1 year ago - No comments
If you’ve ever spent any time in the Nutmeg State, then you’ve probably wanked it to heard about supemodel hot, news anchor babe Sonia Baghdady. A quick search in trusty Wikipedia shows that she was born in 1975, and: She earned an Emmy Award for “Outstanding Achievement in Soft News Series,” an Emmy nomination for “Outstanding
Kelly Brook Needs Spongebath
about 1 year ago - No comments
Man, if there’s one thing I love it’s naked women. Especially naked British women with huge natural boobs and a landing stripped vajajay. So, can anyone tell me WTF happened here? I mean, I still have a boner, but I have an urge to sniff Pine-Sol and that makes me confused. Fucking photographers. Leave
Oktoberfest Linkz
about 1 year ago - No comments
There’s nothing better than Oktoberfest. Boobies, beer and barfing. Hayden Panetierre almost has the look pulled off except for the hat. I don’t know whether she wants to serve me a beer or steal my pouch of gold for the poor. Link my sausage fraulein: Um, there’s a hot dude on IDLYITW. So confused right now (IDLYITW)
Paula Abdul is Replaceable
about 2 years ago - 2 comments
Apparently the producers of American Idolare not choked up or even worried about the abrupt exit of Paula Abdul. They already got a chick to replace her as a guest judge, which I am assuming if ratings are good and people like her, will stay on for a little while longer. Her name is Kristin
Megan Fox Is Kinda Pretty
about 3 years ago - 2 comments
If Megan Fox was trying to look like she wasn’t the hottest girl that has ever lived, well sir, she has FAILED. Miserably. Even other hot chicks don’t even fight it anymore. They just sigh and try to act gracious when they call her “pretty”, then they go home and cry and fuck ugly dudes
Shazam, Isis!
about 3 years ago - 1 comment
God. Almighty. Christina Aguilera’s rack looks like it’s about to spill out like the Nile in rainy season. Maybe that’s why she did her makeup like an Egyptian drag queen. Although, I don’t think many people were looking at her eyes when she wore this dress to the VMA’s the last week. Down south we’d
Party of Two? Aw yeah!
about 3 years ago - 3 comments
God. Damn. This is Cajun hottie Lacey Chabert from Party of Five, the show where she played the little sister that you knew would grow up to be smoking hot, so you imagined her as a 17 yr old when you jerked off to the tv and now for some reason you still get a
Shawnee Smith: Southern Hottie of The Day
about 3 years ago - No comments
[Editor's note: in case you were wondrin', I'm getting killed at my day job of saving America from communist aggression in the new Cold War, so the updates have been sparse. Special thanks to Allie, the sexiest blogger on earth for being the only one one millionth hot chick who noticed.] Shawnee Smith is southern
Sisterhood of the Traveling KABAM!
about 3 years ago - No comments
G’Damn. I don’t know what the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 (there was a 1?) is about, but I’m sure it’s has a nice character arc about Blake Lively’s amazing breasts. This is Blake Lively at a premier for the new film which according to the crack writers at IMDB is about: [F]our young
