KABANG Ashlee Simpson!
God. Damn.
Ashlee Simpson’s rack has gone from great to awesome now that she’s eating for two. I figure she has about 3 more weeks of complete hotness before the grossness sets in and we have to write her off till Christmas. I’m not saying that pregnant girls are gross. Wait, yes I am totally saying that.
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Maria Fowler Likes the Beach
about 11 months ago - No comments
This is Maria Fowler a “glamour model”. Glamour Model is British for “loikes ta show ‘er tits, Guv’nah”. I’m not sure what they feed these chicks but it apparently grows awesomely perfect breasts and blocks the proclivity to wear shirts. It’s like a combination of fried fish, Guinness and angel semen.
News Hottie: Sonia Baghdady
about 11 months ago - No comments
If you’ve ever spent any time in the Nutmeg State, then you’ve probably wanked it to heard about supemodel hot, news anchor babe Sonia Baghdady. A quick search in trusty Wikipedia shows that she was born in 1975, and: She earned an Emmy Award for “Outstanding Achievement in Soft News Series,” an Emmy nomination for “Outstanding
Kelly Brook Needs Spongebath
about 11 months ago - No comments
Man, if there’s one thing I love it’s naked women. Especially naked British women with huge natural boobs and a landing stripped vajajay. So, can anyone tell me WTF happened here? I mean, I still have a boner, but I have an urge to sniff Pine-Sol and that makes me confused. Fucking photographers. Leave
Oktoberfest Linkz
about 1 year ago - No comments
There’s nothing better than Oktoberfest. Boobies, beer and barfing. Hayden Panetierre almost has the look pulled off except for the hat. I don’t know whether she wants to serve me a beer or steal my pouch of gold for the poor. Link my sausage fraulein: Um, there’s a hot dude on IDLYITW. So confused right now (IDLYITW)
Ashlee Simpson is Going to Broadway
about 2 years ago - 1 comment
This is actually some pretty cool news. Ashlee Simpson is going to be starring in the musical Chicago on Broadway as Roxie Hart. I have never been to a musical before but from what I hear they are a ton of fun. There is also the added bonus that the mega hot Ashlee Simpson will
Ashlee Simpson is Unemployed
about 2 years ago - 3 comments
It is being reported that Ashlee Simpson has been written out of the Melrose Place script. The producers are swearing up and down that it wasn’t because she was a bad actress but they went ahead and made her character, Violet, disappear anyway. If she was really doing a good job then she would have
Ashlee Simpson Is A Skrawny Booze Hound
about 2 years ago - 2 comments
Ashlee Simpson has kind of a hectic life. She spends almost all of her time locked inside her house with her kid while Pete Wentz travels all over the place partying. With a piece of ass like Ashlee at home, you really have to question his sexuality. If Ashlee Simpson were in my house, you
Ashlee Simpson Is A House Mom
about 2 years ago - 1 comment
Pete Wentz is the center of attention these days. Or at least it seems that way since Ashlee is almost nowhere to be found. When you search Ashlee Simpson on paparazzi websites all you get is pictures of Pete Wentz getting his hair colored,getting tattoos and buying skinny jeans. And don’t forget about the guyliner.
Ashlee Simpson Is Desperate For Work
about 2 years ago - 1 comment
It lookmpson,s like the EW is just as desperate as Ashlee Simpson. Since their ratings are basically in the toilet they are reinstating Melrose Place. Seeing as that show hasn’t been around for almost 10 years and the most famous person on it was Heather Locklier, I doubt this will take of. To try to
Ashlee Simpson Is Pissed
about 3 years ago - No comments
A lot of people these days seem to be criticizing, especially me, Jessica Simpson’s weight. Just recently Jessica performed at some country squire concert and when she did, she looked a bit plump. I am almost positive that it was the outfit she was wearing that made her look bigger but that will not stop
