The “scandal” this week was Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo having dinner at N9NE Steakhouse in Dallas when they were reportedly broken up. The real scandal? Using the number 9[!] as a letter in the name of steakhouse!! OMG!

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo looked every bit the happy couple at N9NE Steakhouse in Dallas. “They were holding hands, in a good mood and happy,” a source tells PEOPLE. “They looked like they were on a date together.”

The public display of affection was in keeping with the couple’s last high profile date – Simpson’s sister Ashlee’s wedding, where they were “kissing and holding hands throughout the night.” (PEOPLE)

Um. There’s a word for what Tony Romo is doing with Jessica Simpson – and it ain’t dating. It’s bootycall. The cool thing is that her dad set all this up as publicity for her. So I guess as far as pimps go, he’s got the kindest heart.