Lindsay Lohan in Cannes
This is Lindsay Lohan heading out to party in Cannes. There are are 4 types of people who go to Cannes for the Film Festival.
- Film makers
- Actors
- Studio Types
- Whores
I’ll leave it you to figure out where our girl here fits in. Speaking of thespians. Lindsay is out with Samantha Ronson, who despite doing her best Pete Doherty look is still a girl. So that makes her a lesbian and that makes Lindsay a selfish bitch who will actually cross gender lines to be narcissistic and cruel. She’d better watch out though, because according Hollywood, gays are violently jealous rich people who like to stab things. True story.
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Lindsay Lohan is Violent
about 1 year ago - No comments
It is being reported that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson had a violent relationship when they were still together. A source close tot he couple said, “One time I saw her [Lindsay] and she had a large welt on her head,†she told Radar. “She told me that Sam beat the (bleep) out of her.”
LiLo And SamRo Are Back On. Maybe.
about 2 years ago - 3 comments
Samantha Ronson has been spending a lot of time in London. Apparently the act of picking up a record and putting it on the record player and occasionally scratching it back and forth can earn you a lot of money these days. Seems like a frugal job. So while SamRo was deejaying in London, Lindsay
Could Lohan And Samantha Ronson Hook Back Up?
about 2 years ago - 1 comment
Lindsay Lohan has been split from Samantha Ronson for a few weeks now, but they still remain “friends.” They haven’t really been seen with each other much in the public, but they have stayed in contact through Blackberry text messages and short visits. It is also being reported that while LiLo was in Hawaii and
Samantha Ronson Wants A Restraining Order
about 2 years ago - 1 comment
I am going to take this news with a big grain of salt and take my time before saying that LiLo and SamRo are dunzo. Apparently Samantha Rosnon’s family, not necessarily Samantha Ronson, wants to get a restraining order against Lindsay Lohan. Sgt.Nutall of the Beverly Hills PD said, ” They were directed to the
SamRo Changes The Locks On Lindsay Lohan
about 2 years ago - 2 comments
This weekend was a pretty funny weekend for Lindsay Lohan. Well funny for me, tragic for LiLo. It started with Lindsay showing up at a party that SamRo was deejaying and 5, yes 5, bodyguards restricted Lohan from entering the building. Obviously, Lindsay was pissed and went back to her hotel. Then the next day,
Lindsay And Sam:Together, Separated, Together
about 3 years ago - No comments
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have faced a bevvy of break up rumors recently but unlike other celebrity break up rumors, almost all of them are true. It seems as though even though they fight like they are married, they just can not get enough of each other. Last Friday the two were partying it
LiLo And SamRo Are Dunzo
about 3 years ago - No comments
This has been a long time coming but Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are officially dunzo! That means LiLo is back on the market and more than likely she will not seek out another lesbian partner. Which means we get to go back to the good old days where Lohan was sleeping with every guy
LiLo And SamRo Are Still Fighting
about 3 years ago - 2 comments
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson flew back to L.A. yesterday but the flight was not a smooth one. During the flight they had such a big fight that Lohan was inconsolable and the flight attendant even asked if she would like to disembark. This comes after the fight they had at Sam’s Hollywood hills home.
SamRo Is Getting Rich Off LiLo
about 3 years ago - No comments
In Lindsay Lohan’s life a lot of people have exploited her. Her father, her old boyfriends and especially her mother. But now Lohan is getting exploited by the person she would least expect to be exploited by, her one true lover. That’s right, since showing up to DJ gigs with Lohan in tow, Samantha Ronson
La Lohan Got Floured
about 3 years ago - No comments
Lindsay Lohan should really know better by now. She has been a Hollywood regular for years and she knows that them fuckers at PETA are crazy. Lohan while entered Paris’s VIP Room Theater in the early hours of Saturday, a crazy PETA member came running up and threw a bag of flour all over LiLo.
