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This is Lindsay Lohan heading out to party in Cannes. There are are 4 types of people who go to Cannes for the Film Festival.

1. Film makers
2. Actors
3. Studio Types
4. Whores

I’ll leave it you to figure out where our girl here fits in. Speaking of thespians. Lindsay is out with Samantha Ronson, who despite doing her best Pete Doherty look is still a girl. So that makes her a lesbian and that makes Lindsay a selfish bitch who will actually cross gender lines to be narcissistic and cruel. She’d better watch out though, because according Hollywood, gays are violently jealous rich people who like to stab things. True story.

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