Thank God It’s Over
The American Idol finale was last night and like you, I was glued to my set. OMG can you believe David won? Hahahaha. Not really, dumbass. See you thought we were going to be friends just now. And we could IM about what Syesha wore last week and which David was going to win and we’d giggle and LOL. And you’d tell me about that time in middle school when you did something inappropriate with your My Little Pony because you had strange feelings. And then afterward, it was awkward and it just felt weird to have My Little Pony hanging out with the rest of your dolls, because you know, now she was damaged goods and Malibu Barbie called her a whore and you know what bitch she can be.
David Cook wins! Hurray for America!
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Some Ugly Chick Will Not Perform
about 1 year ago - No comments
American Idolwill not air the girls performances tonight because one of the chicks, Crystal Bowersox (nice name), has a health issue and instead of having the girls perform,some loser, literally a loser, is going to sing instead. This chick must feel pretty significant considering a filming of American Idol is being changed to work around
American Idol is Secretive
about 2 years ago - No comments
When people wait in long lines and spend God only knows how many hours in the waiting rooms, getting ready to audition for the judges on American Idol they deserve a little respect. One contestant named Michael Lynche waited in the long lines and after he auditioned for the judges he went through to Hollywood
Ellen DeGeneres Will Cry
about 2 years ago - 1 comment
Pretty soon American Idol will be back on the air with one major change, Paula Abdul’s drunk “I love everybody” ass will not be there and instead you will get Ellen DeGeneres which will take every cheap joke opportunity that is thrown at her and will probably make an ass of herself while trying to
Carrie Underwood is Off The Market
about 2 years ago - No comments
Now time for some more sad news. Carrie Underwood is off the market. She got engaged to her long time boyfriend Mike Fisher which is a hockey player or some shit. I am sure he has money and tons of athletic skill and can probably go for days in bed but he is lacking soul.
Victoria Beckham Will be a One Time Judge on American Idol
about 2 years ago - No comments
Now that Paula Abdul is out of the picture for the hit Fox showAmerican Idol, the show is looking for a judge that can be fun and entertaining. Or at least a temporary guest judge. Just like Simon is in no position to judge American talent because he is a Brit and Paula was the
It’s Official: Paula Abdul is Leaving American Idol
about 2 years ago - No comments
Now it is official. Paula Abdul is leaving American Idol. And in some small way, she will be missed. Her standing up and dancing to songs no matter how terrible they sounded will forever be burned into my memory. At the end of the day it comes down to dollars and cents. She was asking
Allison Iraheta Get A Record Deal
about 2 years ago - 2 comments
Former American Idolcast-off Allison Iraheta, who has an amazing voice and an even better stage presence is getting a record deal with 19 recordings. She isn’t the only Idol from this recent season to ink a deal with the company. Kris Allen, the winner and runner-up Adam Lambert will also be signed by 19. I
Kara DioGuardi Says Adam Lambert Was Always Out Of The Closet
about 2 years ago - No comments
Kara DioGuardi doesn’t exactly fit in with all of the other American Idol judges. She is kind of the dark horse. Of course being a dark horse would mean she is a really good AI judge and that for now she is just misunderstood and will eventually prove herself. I don’t believe this. In an
Clay Aiken Is Sour
about 2 years ago - 1 comment
Clay Aiken is a loser. I understand a lot of people think he is an amzing singer, and are just gaga over him, but I don’t think he is all that great. He is openly gay and that takes a lot of courage to be in the media spotlight and I respect him for that.
Bikini Girl Returns To American Idol
about 2 years ago - No comments
Bikini girl, a.k.a. Katrina Darrell returned to American Idol last night and showed off her killer breast implants. Maybe I am an old fashioned kind of guy but I think she looked amazing without breast implants, but bigger is always better. She won some sort of award for being annoying or some shit. Also during
