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This is Joss Stone kissing a girl in her new film (in production) called Snappers. It’s an independent film. Indie films can be hit or miss, but any film can be made 900% better by adding two girls kissing. They teach that in film school.

Bad director? Crappy script? WHAT TO DO?

TWO. GIRLS. KISSING.

According to IMDB this film is about a girl who moves to Devon and BLAHBLAHBLAH two girls kissing! So I’m pretty sure this one is gonna kill at the box office. Here’s list of movies that could have been a lot better with two girls kissing and their new tag lines.

1. Schindler’s List- Yes we killed some jews, but 2 girls kissing!
2. Titanic- DiCaprio dies, but 2 girls kissing!
3. The Departed - DiCaprio dies, but 2 girls kissing!
4. Blood Diamond - DiCaprio dies, but 2 girls kissing!
5. Showgirls- 2 girls kissing and more 2 girls kissing!

On second thought, I think Showgirls would probably still suck. But I’d watch it.