URGH. I’m in NYC today smelling all the city freshness on my fellow man so I forgot to update this link post this morning when I was looking at dawn’s asinine crack. I’ll post later from a bar over potato skins and beer. My goals today:

  1. Eat a NY style pizza. In New York. I KNOW, right? Just kidding there is no New York style pizza. TOTAL MYTH.
  2. See a supermodel. Besides the one in the mirror. Sexy devil.
  3. See public nudity. The good kind.
  4. Figure out what that fucking smell is coming across the river.

Back later on. I love you the most for being here today. Truly.