Jessica Alba is different
God damn Jessica Alba. I guess you can’t complain when one of the hottest chicks on the planet gets a fresh set of Giant Boobies, so I won’t. But pregnant girls kinda creep me out. They’re like pandas, they’re cute from far away but when you get close they just look freaky and might maul your face.
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Jessica Alba Does the Bikini Thing
about 2 years ago - 3 comments
There are a lot of pictures of Jessica Alba frolicking on the beach with her douche bag boyfriend, or husband, who cares, Cash Warren. But these are the best ones. It is a shame she isn’t giving us a skintight undercarriage shot like she has in the past, but I will definitely settle for these.
Jennifer Aniston is Pregnant?
about 3 years ago - 1 comment
Jennifer Aniston is pregnant…at least according to Australia’s News Weekly. I know. I waiting for my copy to come in the mail, too. The pair made their first outings as a reunited couple last week, enjoying a romantic weekend in New York and a concert in Boston. But while friends are scratching their heads about
Gillian Anderson Wants To Believe She’s Pregnant
about 3 years ago - 1 comment
Gillian Anderson is pregnant. Again. Here she is at the X-Files premier in LA looking cougariffic and radiant. Which is a nice way of saying she’s fat. Her boobs look huge so I’d probably still hit it. Yeah. I would. If you want see Gillian back in the day all naked and skinny you can
I Said God Damn
about 3 years ago - 1 comment
God. Damn. Jessica Alba somehow managed to get hotter two months after having her baby girl Honor Marie. There’s just something better about her. I can’t put my finger on it. Also, her baby just got paid. TMZ has learned Honor Marie Warren, celebuspawn of Jessica Alba and hubby Cash Warren, is now $1.5 million
Jessica Alba Can Go Back To The Gym Now
about 3 years ago - No comments
Ahh… Remember this? Jessica Alba the hot 20 something with perfect skin and an even better body? Here’s to hoping that she’ll get her P90X on and get back into fighting shape for the rest of the summer. Exclusive: Sex, drugs and racist rant. Amy is back! BONERTOWN HOTTIE OF THE DAY: KATE BECKINSALE Kate’s
White Trash Moment of the Week
about 3 years ago - No comments
Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby shower in Kentwood La. is our White Trash Moment of the Week (WTMOTW). Where else can you see redneck America in all it’s glory than at a baby shower for an unwed pregnant teen? About 30 guests were invited – including big sis Britney – to Kentwood for a ladies-only, catered
Beyoncé is Pregnant. Maybe.
about 3 years ago - No comments
The smokin’ hot chicks from Hollyscoop just gave me an exclusive!!! Well, I’m on their mass email list, but I’m pretty sure I’m thiiiiis close to asking one of them out. I have a good feeling. Anyway, turns out newly married Beyoncé is pregnant. Hollyscoop has learned exclusively through multiple sources that Beyonce is expecting.
Ashlee Simpson is Pregnant. Or not.
about 3 years ago - 1 comment
According to Us and Ok!, Ashlee Simpson is pregnant. According to Pete Wentz, the alleged baby daddy, Ashlee Simpson is not pregnant. Pregnancy is like a train; once it’s left the station there’s no turning back. Unless you decide that the train just doesn’t fit into your lifestyle and you crash the shit out of
Jessica Alba is goofy
about 4 years ago - 3 comments
Super hot movie star Jessica Alba claims she’s “goofy”?. And my question is: Who cares? She can claim to be Rolanda Queen of the Nicaraguan Sunsets as long as she keeps making movies in a bikini. Nothing says acting chops like a string bikini. True story. “People think of me as just a sexy girl,”
