This is Kelly Brook, whom you may not recognize here because she’s usually in a bikini and/or naked and for some reason she’s dressed like someone’s mom. Maybe she thinks she’s so hot that she can wear clothes circa Magnum PI and pull it off. Maybe she thinks dressing like my mom is the way to my heart. Well it’s not Kelly. Not even if you were driving a green reliant K car and smoking a Kool menthol.