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Danica Patirick is the hottest racecar driver ever. NASCAR would be so much better with hot chicks as drivers rather than drunken rednecks. In fact, think of any activity that’s boring or that could use some oomph, then add a hot chick and watch the fun begin. Even activities that are already fun are even better with a hot chick. Here’s a list of things that become awesomer with addition of even one hot chick.

1. Church
2. Work
3. Car racing
4. Wrestling (amateur and professional)
5. Grilling
6. Eating pie
7. Masturbation
8. Sex with one girl
9. Sex with two girls

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