Britney Spears has threats
Britney Spears is threatening to release the crazy-wack-funky video diaries she made over the past year. I like the way she’s threatening and not planning. I think a lot of people use planning when they really mean threatening. To wit:
- I am panning to have this baby, you bastard
- I am planning to have sex with that girl over there later
- Were you planning to come over, I’m sleepy. No, there is no one here, why?
- etc
If you’re wondering why I put that old picture of Britney up, it’s because I liked her better when she was just coming into her white trash. Plan to check out these links:
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