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Heidi Montag launched her clothing new line, “Heidiwood for Anchor Blue,” in La-La Land this weekend, thus proving that people with special needs really can do it all! See, Heidi is what my grandmother would call “touched.” She’s touched with delusions of grandeur, a lot of stupidity, a terrible voice, poor taste in men, and I’m pretty sure she’s been touched with a bit of Down’s Syndrome as we’ve suggested here before. So congratulations to Heidi for showing that those with small brains (and big, fake boobs) can live full lives. She’s truly an inspiration to all!