Micsha Barton Smoka de Dopa
Weed makes chicks hot, dude. Seriously. One time this chick tried to bang me for a sack of weed. That’s hot. I felt like she was being overly whorish so I just gave her the weed. Then I banged her. Does that me me a whore? No. It’s makes me a motherfucking pimp.
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Mischa Barton is a Shitty Actress, Still Fuckable
about 2 years ago - No comments
Mischa Barton is one of those chicks you don’t hear about all that often but when you do hear about her, it is usually bad news. Today is no different. Mischa Barton was on the set of Law & Order: SVU and the cast basically told everyone that she is a pain in the ass
Mischa Barton is in the Nut House
about 2 years ago - No comments
Recently Mischa Barton has been making headlines mostly for her puffy appearance since having her wisdom teeth removed which made her look like a blow fish. Don’t get me wrong she still looks hot only now she has a puffy second chin that makes it looks like her diet consists of Big Macs and nothing
Mischa Barton has cellulite, bad attitude
about 3 years ago - 2 comments
So apparently Mischa Barton is pissed that the cellulite photos of her 22 year old cottage cheese ass hit the internet, because they were photoshopped by a meanie paparazzo. She also said that she ‘loves her curves and so does her boyfriend and that’s that‘, or something to that effect. Obviously we all know that
