Ashlee Simpson is engaged, maybe preggers
I like using terms like preggers and dunzo! because it makes me sound like Perez Hilton. And well, he’s awesome. We’re practically BFF’s, yo. We sit around and color each other’s hair and eat empanadas and laugh. I know what your thinking. Empanadas is racist because Perez Hilton is Hispanic. Well its not. I like empanadas like any other red blooded American WASP. My housekeeper Consuela makes them for me all time. She’s really taking a liking to me since my mom had her son deported for not wearing a shirt when he pulled the weeds out of the garden.
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Written by fatback on April 10, 2008 – 9:42 pm
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