Ashlee Simpson is engaged, maybe preggers
I like using terms like preggers and dunzo! because it makes me sound like Perez Hilton. And well, he’s awesome. We’re practically BFF’s, yo. We sit around and color each other’s hair and eat empanadas and laugh. I know what your thinking. Empanadas is racist because Perez Hilton is Hispanic. Well its not. I like empanadas like any other red blooded American WASP. My housekeeper Consuela makes them for me all time. She’s really taking a liking to me since my mom had her son deported for not wearing a shirt when he pulled the weeds out of the garden.
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Ashlee Simpson is Going to Broadway
about 2 years ago - 1 comment
This is actually some pretty cool news. Ashlee Simpson is going to be starring in the musical Chicago on Broadway as Roxie Hart. I have never been to a musical before but from what I hear they are a ton of fun. There is also the added bonus that the mega hot Ashlee Simpson will
Ashlee Simpson is Unemployed
about 2 years ago - 3 comments
It is being reported that Ashlee Simpson has been written out of the Melrose Place script. The producers are swearing up and down that it wasn’t because she was a bad actress but they went ahead and made her character, Violet, disappear anyway. If she was really doing a good job then she would have
Ashlee Simpson Is A Skrawny Booze Hound
about 2 years ago - 2 comments
Ashlee Simpson has kind of a hectic life. She spends almost all of her time locked inside her house with her kid while Pete Wentz travels all over the place partying. With a piece of ass like Ashlee at home, you really have to question his sexuality. If Ashlee Simpson were in my house, you
Ashlee Simpson Is A House Mom
about 2 years ago - 1 comment
Pete Wentz is the center of attention these days. Or at least it seems that way since Ashlee is almost nowhere to be found. When you search Ashlee Simpson on paparazzi websites all you get is pictures of Pete Wentz getting his hair colored,getting tattoos and buying skinny jeans. And don’t forget about the guyliner.
Ashlee Simpson Is Desperate For Work
about 2 years ago - 1 comment
It lookmpson,s like the EW is just as desperate as Ashlee Simpson. Since their ratings are basically in the toilet they are reinstating Melrose Place. Seeing as that show hasn’t been around for almost 10 years and the most famous person on it was Heather Locklier, I doubt this will take of. To try to
Ashlee Simpson Is Pissed
about 3 years ago - No comments
A lot of people these days seem to be criticizing, especially me, Jessica Simpson’s weight. Just recently Jessica performed at some country squire concert and when she did, she looked a bit plump. I am almost positive that it was the outfit she was wearing that made her look bigger but that will not stop
Ashlee Simpson Breast Milk…Yum!
about 3 years ago - No comments
I have to hand it to Pete Wentz. I figured that he was just another douche bag that liked to keep his sex life private. Then he goes on Howard Stern and talks about how Ashlee Simpson likes to take it up the ass! What a guy. This is almost as cool as the pics
Ashlee Simpson Has An Ugly Baby
about 3 years ago - No comments
It is customary that when a hot Hollywood couple has a baby they whore the kid out to as many media magazines as possible. In this case it is Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s kid and so far there are no taker. No one wants to see their little Mowgli. Bad name right? So far
Ashlee Simpson: No Longer Preggers
about 3 years ago - 1 comment
OK. So she doesn’t go out clubbing every night and the paparazzi don’t snap exclusive pictures of Ashlee Simpson passing out drunk in SUV’s but Ashlee Simpson is still interesting. Right? Apparently, with Ashlee eating lemons and “bouncing off the walls” in an attempt to induce labor, it finally worked. Yesterday Ashlee Simpson and Pete
KABANG Ashlee Simpson!
about 3 years ago - 1 comment
God. Damn. Ashlee Simpson’s rack has gone from great to awesome now that she’s eating for two. I figure she has about 3 more weeks of complete hotness before the grossness sets in and we have to write her off till Christmas. I’m not saying that pregnant girls are gross. Wait, yes I am totally
