Audrina Patridge is Pure Class

I have never seen a single episode of the Hills because the previews have always been enough of a deterrent to watching. The previews also tell you everything you need to know about the characters. Yes, characters. That ain’t no reality show. Anyway, in every preview Audrina has a perma-smug expression like she’s better than you, me, and the rest of the world. I wonder if she’s looked at the ridiculous unphotoshopped pics of herself from a recent shoot. Maybe puffing on a ciggy while dressed like the gay biker in the Village People, and somehow managing to turn your flat stomach into a gut is the new sexy? I don’t think so. Surely Audrina has to now concede that she’s better than only 95% of the world . . .