Jamie Lynn Spears Spends Her 17th Birthday at Wal-Mart

If ever you think that Britney is the whitest shade of trash in the Spears family, consider how her little sis spent her birthday this weekend. Besides the fact that Jamie Lynn Spears spent her 17th birthday pregnant and hanging out with her baby Daddy, add to this that she spent it in a damn Wal-Mart. Now I understand being all down-home Southern and shit, but Wal-Mart? Is there no way to upgrade the shopping, Jamie Lynn? Even Kentwood, LA is sure to have a Target, right? I guess you can take the girl out of the trailer, but . . . you know the rest . . .