She’s Republican

I can vote. Look at my boobies!

Heidi Montag, whose only reasons for being famous are having a huge rack and being born in a nice neighborhood, recently revealed that she is voting for John McCain in the upcoming 2008 Presidential election. Hordes of people went about their business not caring, as usual.

“I’m voting for John McCain,” she tells Us Weekly in its latest issue, on newsstands now.

“I’m a Republican and McCain has a lot of experience,” she explains. (Us)

I love it when famous people  - who have no idea how the world works because they are spoon fed the Hollywood version of reality - try to have an opinion. We don’t care. I fucking promise. Shut up and keep performing monkey. Also, my grandfather (who is a life long Republican and veteran) said he rather see a gay chinaman as president than John McCain because the gooks blowed his mind in the 70’s when he was a POW.  Did I mention my grandfather is really fucking old and racist? More of Heidi’s awesome boobs.

Politics are awesome!These are new, but still awesome.This sweater makes me look Republican


Posted in Heidi Montag, Politics |
Written by fatback on April 2, 2008 – 7:28 am

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    [...] Heidi Montag endorses a presidential candidate. However, I still won’t sleep well till I know where Zac Efron stands on free trade and globalization. [Fatback] [...]


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