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While other websites may be highlighting this singer’s big booty from her concert pics a few days ago in the UK, what I want to point out is her “bacne,” as in back acne . . . as in I’m about to vomit. Who is this sebaciously-challenged celeb?

Kelly Clarkson.

Gross. If she ever loses her Vitamin Water contract, she would be a great spokesperson for Proactiv–they wouldn’t even need to Photoshop her “before” pictures. Anyway, I guess that millions of dollars can buy a girl a lot of things, but for Kelly proper dematology treatments is not one of them. Let’s look at Kelly in a bikini sans noticeable bacne and on the beach last summer . . .

[Fatback's note: 'ROID RAGE! GRRRRR!]