Britney Stole My Grandma’s Legs!

I typically don’t write about Britney Spears, but the acute nature of this situation coupled with my fascination for analyzing celeb’s body flaws, has really spurred this post. Folks, we got a Code Grandma here! Britney went out to run errands in L.A. yesterday in little pink short-shorts, only she forgot that she’s not hot anymore and that she now has the legs of a 70-year old. What the hell is up with the saggy skin and dimples?!? Cellulite is one thing–and certainly to be expected on Britney–but this isn’t just cellulite, but full-on grandma legs. How did this happen to a 26 year-old? I’m baffled.