Hogan Knows Whores

Brooke Hogan, the seriously talent challenged daughter of pro-wrestler Hulk Hogan has been bitching about her former best friend doing Daddy. Brooke wrote a post on her Myspace blog that has been taken down, but we have an excerpt for you:

“I think she shoulda thought about what kinda press she was gonna get when she slept with her best friend’s famous father … I think we’re all seeing just exactly how karma works Christiane. Nothing you say will ever put my family back together”

You see, Daddy Hogan was banging Christiane Plante, the 33 year old best friend of his daughter. Supposedly Brooke thinks that the fuck buddy ruined her parents marriage, while Plante claims that she and the Hulkster were bumping uglies because he and his wife already agreed they were doing the Splitzvilla Tango.

Daddy Hogan has no comment on the whole thing, but there are a few questions that come to mind, at least, my mind.

1. Why was a 19 year old best friends with a 33 year old? Wasn’t it obviously someone was trying to get closer to Daddyman?

2. No matter how sweet or vulnerable a star’s kid is supposed to be, why do we need to feel sorry for them? Buy your own fuckbuddy, piss off Daddy.

3. Why in the hell did Hulk’s ex-wife dress and make-up like some trailer trash reject from the 1980’s?

Whine, whine, whine. Someone pass me a fucking whiskey sour, we’ve got bullshit on the radar.