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See what I did there? I’m using tabloid style headlines. Like on TMZ and Extra! Neil Patrick Harris recently spoke out about Britney Spears’ casting in an upcoming episode of CBS’s How I Met Your Mother.

“I was shocked that Madame Spears was willing to come and do some acting,” Neil tells Kevin. “She hasn’t acted in a while. This is a very interesting role. It is very not like her at all in real life in any of her previous chapters. She plays the secretary to another girl that Ted [JOSH RADNOR] is after. So, it will be very unlike any Britney we have seen before, and we have seen a lot of Britney recently.” [FM Editor's note: Emphasis ours] [Ha! Another tabloid technique! Dana Devon will be mine!] (ETOnline)

I don’t think this episode is going to work out like they think it will. Britney will show up drunk, 8 hours late, wearing a dirty t-shirt and high heels and smoke cigarettes until they get her dog a frappacino [ed note: made up word! I looked it up. JOURNALISM!]. Then she’ll start crying and try to fuck Neil Patrick Harris because “he was that kid doctor that time. So cute!” The episode will finally air with one close frame shot of Britney’s face (with the BBQ sauce taken out with CGI) and the rest of the shots will be a stunt double fromt the reverse angle. SUPERSTAR.

Here’s Britney from March 10th. She’s either discovered make-up again or this Britney may be the Terminator.