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With models like these, the answer to who’s the 800 pound gorilla in the room doesn’t yield just one response. Jesus Christ! What are half these women doing in lingerie?!? Ah, but of course, the spectacle is the mastermind of Katie Price Jordan, lingerie model in England. Jordan wanted women from her fan club to model at the launch of her new line yesterday, so she had a contest through her fan club and chose the six women above. Okay, not only are most of them obese, but to be grown women and members of a Jordan fan club signals their disruptive mental state. However, I have to hand it to Jordan–the contrast of these women’s bodies to her own body make her look like she weighs about 80lbs. She’s already a really thin woman, but standing next to hefers is actually a quite brilliant image booster!