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Britney is Pregnant. Um I think

Why, Britney. Why, why why?

Star Magazine’s tenacious reporters, who brought you the possibly fake news  that Britney had married paparazzo Adnan Ghalib in Mexico, have an super exclusive (and possibly fake) news story that she’s now pregnant with Adnan’s baby.

Only weeks after Britney Spears drove to Rosarita Beach, Mexico to exchange marriage vows with Adnan Ghalib, the paparazzo is bragging to friends that she is going to have his baby, Star has learned exclusively.

And what do you know! The fallen pop princess’ belly is starting to show a little bulge, in spite of hours of classes at the Millennium Dance Complex.

“Britney is Adnan’s dream come true. He knows that if he has a child with Brit, he’ll be made for life,” one friend of Adnan’s tells Star. (STAR)

As far as fake stories go this is a pretty good one. It’s the classic boy meets girl scenario. With a twist! White trash, new money tramp (girl) with a couple of kids meets creepy gold digging photographer (boy) whose name sounds like a torture chamber. They do lots of drugs and have unprotected sex – both for their own self-serving reasons – and create a co-dependent cycle that will ruin the live of every one involved for generations to come. Just like in the Bible!

[Ed. note: Britney is the richest girl in the world. She should be so hot that  people should masturbate spontaneously as she walks by. And yet, she wears greasy clothes and wears her hair like an ill-treated lapdog. -F.]

Tits. Check. Clothes. Check. Hair? BUSTED UP. WTF?She looks like a Scottie. Nice top pony tail, puppy.Whhe take my picture you monkeys.

Spread this like a virus, baby!
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By fatback

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