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Wow. The picture above accurately captures what I think it would be like to have to engage Kendra Wilkinson in conversation, and what it would be like for a Playmates to have to listen to Simon Cowell drone on. There would simply be no conversation at all, just a look of utter boredom on the faces of all involved as it was at this meeting of the minds at the Independent Spirit awards this weekend. Priceless.

Now let me move onto my real gripe with Kendra. All the girl has to do in her “job” is look hot and pretend to like Hef. Turns out that’s really easy, but she’s not good at either one, as evidenced by her behavior on “The Girls Next Door”.

She’s always bitching about having to get up early for events and photoshoots, and often oversleeps, plus you can see the hesitant look in her eye when she has to pretend to be lovey-dovey with Hef. She’s damn lazy! But now, my issue with Kendra is her hair. She’s failing to live up to the “act hot” job duty. Apparently she thought that dishwater blonde was a better choice than the platinum blonde that makes her look bright, young, and alive. She’s only like 21, but with this new hair color looks more like 31 here. Kendra–get thee to your stylist for a peroxide intervention fast!