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Aaron Carter (?), Nick Carter’s (?) little brother was caught with 2 ounces of weed after a traffic stop for speeding.

Nick Carter’s baby bro, Aaron, was busted earlier today in Kimble County, Texas with at least two ounces of marijuana! TMZ has confirmed Aaron was pulled over on I-10 earlier today for speeding — and when authorities decided to search his vehicle, they found the fat stash inside. (TMZ)

Wait. Aaron Carter is white? I thought Nick Carter was that black guy that long poled Kim Kardashian in that sex tape? Wait. Nope. Turns out the black guy with the donkey dick was Nick Cannon. Thanks Wikipedia! That was freakin’ me out because can you imagine how Diff’rent Strokes that would have been? Aaron would cry to Mr. Drummond about how the kids at the inner city school beat his ass for trying to talk gangsta, and Nick would fuck Aaron’s mom and record it on his cellphone. A very special episode!

Here’s some jailbait chick name Kaci Brown that Aaron used to date because she thought he could make her famous.