Paris on All Fours for her Birthday

Paris Hilton celebrated her 27th birthday this weekend at Pure nightclub in LA. Instead of just hosting a standard birthday party, Paris decided to entertain guests. While neither acting nor singing are her strong suits, she was typically immune to her own deficiencies and thus sung and danced burlesque style for her audience. As you can see in the pic above, she assumed a very familiar position while in a huge champagne glass. Something tells me she didn’t have to practice that move at all.

Below are pics of Paris upon her arrival to Pure. She’s wearing way too much sparkly eye shadow and, as you can see, it wound up all over her body. Or maybe she thought it was 2001 and body glitter was in fashion so she deliberately put it on her neck and chest. Who the hell knows with this one!