Tara Palmer-Tomkinson Gives New Meaning to “Popping Out”

WTF?!? Ladies and gents, let me present to you “beautiful” Tara Palmer-Tomkinson who was out and about in London last night filling paparrazi cams with her sickly, veiny arms. Tara is a Paris Hilton type in the UK, as in she’s a socialite/celebrity with reality T.V. experience that somehow renders her an “actress.” Yeah, I totally see her as an actress performing during Halloween time in haunted houses, but that’s about it.

Anyway, Skeletor here is the product of very rich parents and considered an “It Girl” in London. Did I mention that she had a very public battle with a cocaine addiction? You probably could have guessed it anyway. And now, I’m pretty certain she’s currently battling anorexia, but as she explains she’s really trying to gain weight, and she’s thin but strong:

“I tell my friends I’m on the doughnut diet but I can’t put the weight back on. If I went to the gym, I’d bulk up. I hate my muscles. They’re all veiny. I always put my arms up in the air before I get out of a car so the veins don’t stick out. I’m strong, though. I’m always the one who can get the lid off the jam jar.”

Damn Tara, can you perhaps walk around 24/7 with your arms in the air? Or, at least when you’re in public?