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Former Miss Nevada, Katie Rees is back in the news for scandalous behavior. This time, instead of girl-on-girl nudity in a bar she just got plowed and talked shit to the cops.

Rees, who lost her crown in 2006 after racy photos of her emerged on the Internet, was arrested shortly before 3 a.m. Wednesday after she allegedly elbowed and kicked officers who pulled her over on a traffic violation, Las Vegas Metropolitan police told the station. (source)

I, for one, am psyched to see Katie back in the news. She’s a real party girl’s party girl. It’s refreshing to see skanky girls with that kind of drive. These days most slutty chicks settle for a few years of whoring, drinking and drugs before they get pregnant, fat and bitchy. Katie’s going the distance. Like a racehorse. A drunken, slutty racehorse that might steal your shit. Click here to go to Fatback and Collards for the NSFW version.