Fatback Media

It must be sweltering in the room because this celeb has a water bottle and a glass of water in front of her and still her chest is glistening! With regard to the “heaving,” okay, fine, so the chest isn’t heaving exactly, but once you know that these breasts belong to Hilary Duff, you realize it’s all relative. I mean the girl hardly ever shows cleavage, but yesterday she treated the press to her cute chest in Sao Paulo at the press conference for her “Dignity” tour. And that tour is aptly named. When Hilary’s skank ex Joel Madden started dating equally skank Nicole Richie like four days after they broke up, Hilary handled it beautifully. Even when Joel knocked up Nicole after two months or so of dating, Hilary didn’t rake them over the coals in the press, pick up a smack habit, or shave her head. The girl does have dignity and class . . . and the last laugh. I mean, she’s totally hot and Nicole Richie has to worry about losing baby weight. Then again, that’s nothing that a little blow can’t cure for Nicole.