Someone Out There Loves Paula Abdul
True story: I once woke up to an ex-boyfriend who snuck into my house using a copy he made of the key he gave back to me. He kissed me on the cheek to wake me up and I thought it was my current boyfriend. Imagine my surprise. Well, multiply that creep factor tenfold and I think you may be getting at how stalkerish the dude serenading Paula Abdul was on American Idol this last night. This guy makes my ex look like a pussycat. I mean had he broken into my house he would have cut me into pieces . . . then “caulked” me. . . .
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By Lennox Miller
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January 17th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
[...] - Kate Moss’ 34th Birthday blowout [Dlisted] - Rihanna posed naked (covering of course) [Tasteful Celebs] - The first real look of Jordan’s new boobs [Seriously? OMG! WTF?] - Cloverfield premiere including Lohan [Cele|bitchy] - Someone Out There Loves Paula Abdul [Fatback and Collards] [...]
January 18th, 2008 at 6:50 am
That man is my hero…
January 18th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
[...] Off Oprah ~ PopBytes~ Paris Hilton, More Bird-Like Than Ever ~ POTP~ More Tom Cruise Crazy! ~ Yeeeah~ Paula’s New Lover ~ FatBack~ Lindsay Lohan, Every Color of the Rainbow ~ NinjaDude~ Janet Jackson Kinda of Alien-like ~ [...]
January 25th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
OMFG! O.K. but that was sooo fucking hilarious! that would take some serious balls to do. lol.