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You know when female celebs want to reinvent themselves or make a statement and they go blonde? Well, look who joined the club. Only I’m rather certain this was an at-home job because any credible stylist would have had the sense to also lighten Amy’s black brows. No one can pull off black eyebrows and platinum hair. Then again, I’m not sure what look Amy could actually pull off and look human.

And she offers astute self-evaluation to OK! magazine as she explains why she looks heroin-chic:

“I’ve lost the weight because I don’t smoke weed anymore. I go to the gym, I drink a lot of water and I eat right. I feel bad for Victoria Beckham because I see pictures of her and they’ve made her thighs look smaller. They’ve done that to me, and it’s horrible. I’ve always had skinny little bird legs, but they’ve made them smaller.”

I totally believe that Amy eats right and goes to the gym. She’s the damn pinnacle of health. Wow, I wonder if she believes her own bullshit. Scary.