Mischa Barton Should Have Been Arrested Long Ago
So Mischa Barton’s been arrested for DUI, possession of narcotics (the exact drug hasn’t been confirmed yet), and driving on a suspended license. She’s a dirty hippie type so I’m not the least bit surprised at any of the charges, but seriously y’all this little starlet should have been arrested a long time ago . . . by the fashion police! ZING! Mischa is notorious for wearing mom jeans, frumpy muu-muus, and anything extremely high-waisted. I don’t care how stylish she looks in magazines–in real life the girl cannot dress herself and should not be let out of the house without the assistance of a stylist.
Prior to her arrest, just this weekend she was roaming L.A. in what is perhaps the peak of her fashion violations to date. I feel sorry for her thin body that was forced to wear an outfit that no woman can look good in, but mostly I feel sorry for her asphyxiating lady parts that surely were crying out for air . . .
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Written by Lennox Miller on December 28, 2007 – 7:42 am
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December 28th, 2007 at 10:33 am
thank God she’s no longer relevant. imagine if she was the fashion queen for our youth? not that what we have is better now mind you…
Happy New Year Fatty!
December 28th, 2007 at 1:03 pm
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December 30th, 2007 at 7:07 pm
those pants are giving us no boners
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