Someone Needs to Hire a Stylist

Okay, I’m thinking that the CW show Gossip Girl must not pay the dude on the left as much as these other two guys on the show. That, or the actor busting out of his shirt had a sudden horizontal growth spurt and had no time to buy a new shirt before his appearance. I had to actually research who this sartorially-challenged guy is, and found out that he’s Ed Westwick on Gossip Girl. Since I’m not 15 years old, I don’t watch Gossip Girl and don’t know which high school stereotype he portrays. But one thing’s for sure–if you look at Ed from his neck down, he looks like someone’s old dirty uncle. “Uncle Ed” even wears several medallions to add to his creepy vibe. And the chest and stomach hair I certainly don’t get–the kid’s only 20 years old!