Oh the guilt I have in posting about Jennifer Love Hewitt’s ass! I mean, she’s always seemed like a really nice girl–decent, wholesome, intelligent, non-slutty. She’s not a Paris or Lindsey, and I really don’t want to attack her . . .But that ass!

Her ass made a huge appearance on the beach yesterday and the pics are flying in cyberspace. I want to be the better blogger and not write about her cellulite and the general size of her hips, thighs, and ass, I really do, but come on–that ass wants to be discussed! She apparently just got engaged to a Mix-A-Lot fan as well.

“They got engaged last week,” her rep tells Us. The couple is currently vacationing in Hawaii. (source)

Granted JLH has looked very pear-shaped for the last year or so, but she’s always been in clothing and I had no idea of the true extent of her curves. Mostly I guess I’m just in shock that someone who was once so adorable and small has been hiding this under her clothing . . .
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