Hi. I’m a pussy.

Rumor has it that Pete Wentz is so fumed at the band Neurosonic for telling the truth about ridiculing his girlfriend Ashlee Simpson in their song “So Many People,” that he has sent a cease-and-desist letter to the band. I’m not sure if he’s insisting that the band pull their song and/or video from wherever it’s rotating or playing, or if he’s asking them not perform the song live. Most likely the later since before they performed the song at their NYC gig last week they asked the audience to dance a jig to commemorate Ashlee’s nervous seizure dance she did on SNL after being outed as a fake and before SNL cut to commercial.

I just have to say a big JE-SUS CH-RIST to Pete Wentz! Chivalry is holding the door open for your girl, not taking legal action against the artists who are just telling it like it is. Instead of looking chilvarous, you look like a whipped little boy. And besides, Neurosonic will actually be thanking you soon for sending your lawyer their way–see Petey, with the subsequent simple phone call to the media their publicist has ensured that this story, and, accordingly, their song and video are currently circulating amongst computers world-wide. No one knew of Neurosonic before this week, but you just made them richer and notable. Sucks to be you dude!

Everyone needs to watch the video and listen to the lyrics of the song. Sadly it is really, really fitting for Ashlee.

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