Tara Reid–Why Do I Care?

So Tara Reid was at the Ivy on Sunday, and somehow managed to have tons of photos snapped of her by the paparazzi. I couldn’t figure out why anyone would bother anymore since she’s really not relevant in Hollywood, but then I pondered deeply and realized her current relevance. Tara is an early prototype of crazy young Hollywood, and she serves to remind us of how benign “crazy” used to be. Back when she was a tabloid constant, the extent of her problems were binge drinking and showing her poorly lipo-suctioned stomach and new fake boobs. She was simply the funny drunk that we all liked to laugh at. But like I said, she was the early version of what was to come, i.e. most likely clinically insane Britney Spears and all of her drama, coked out Lindsey Lohan who can’t drive a car without getting in a wreck, and the list goes on . . . But Tara was just a good ol’ lush who showed her lumpy ass too much when she was drunk. She represents the yesteryear of Hollywood starlet craziness.

Let’s look at Tara in her glory days before she became a mess . . .