Woohoo. I hate my kids.

Not even attempting to hide her symbiotic relationship with the paparazzi, Britney Spears has partnered with photo agency and Britney stalkers, X17, to raise money for UNICEF by auctioning a signed CD on eBay. In a press release issued by X17, somebody else other than Britney Spears said:

“I think it’s important to give back and with the release of Blackout, this seemed like the perfect opportunity to give the fans a chance to bid on something to help children everywhere.”

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