Breast Contortion by Jewel

Did you think all talk here about the CMA’s was over just because they happened on Wednesday? Oh no, sweetie! Welcome to the South where we buzz about country music events for at least a week. Deal with it. Anyway, there was a lot of interesting fashion at the CMA’s, but Jewel’s breasts in the dress she wore are worthy of their very own post.

I looked at these painful pics and at first I thought maybe Jewel had capsular contracture. But upon researching her breasts (yeah, it’s a really difficult job I do here at F&C) it looks like they are a nice size and natural, thus no capsular contracture since that only happens to implants. Therefore, what I think is simply that she lost weight, lost her boobs, and seriously needs to stop making her breasts try to fit into dresses that are made for bigger breasts. She pushed those little girls up and over so much that they look seriously unnatural. And painful. Indeed, Jewel’s breasts have seen better days . . .