Sarah Michelle Gellar and the Case of the Missing Boobs

Sarah Michelle Gellar attended the premier of her new film “Southland Tales” this past weekend, but I’m wondering why she failed to bring her breasts along with her?

I mean she does play a porn star in the movie so I’m sure that her breasts are not strangers to this film. Granted Sarah Michelle has never had overly-large breasts–my money’s on a B-cup–but it’s as if they withered up and died in this dress. My first thought was that maybe she’s pregnant and chose this style to cover up a baby bump . . . but if that’s true, her breasts would be larger than normal and very visible. My second thought is that pregnant or not she’s strapping them down so that all we see is a very flat chest . . . but they could be flattened like pancakes and hanging down around the top of the first flowy layer of her dress. OUCH! I hope that’s not the case.

Whatever the deal is, I do hope her breasts make a heroic return because they are quite nice. Take a look below and check ‘em out:

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Written by Lennox Miller on November 5, 2007 – 8:33 am

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