My, What a Big Sock You Have My Dear!

Finally! A male celebrity whose sock penis deserves a mention here. I mean in the spirit of fairness and equal time to the display of T&A here at FatbackandCollards.com, I have to highlight Justin Timberlake’s sock crotch.

Justin seems to be quite proud of his sock package, and is admiring it in a way that you’d do to something that you’ve never seen before. Seriously y’all, I’ve had big boobs since adolescence so by the time I got into college how I felt about them was just like whatever. You’d never catch me staring down and lovingly admiring my D-cups. Know why? Yeah, because they’re not novelties to me. In the same vein, JT’s pure fascination with his hard-on tells me that this is not his regular, everyday package and that instead it’s most likely a well-placed sock.

But, hey, at least it’s fun to look at!