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This weekend the L.A. chapter of The Children Affected by AIDS Foundation held their annual Dream Halloween fund raiser event. Now I may or may not be hit with a cloud of brimstone for mentioning this noble charity in a celeb-skewing post, but since I went to church and Bible Study on Sunday, I’ll take my chances. And since this fund raiser seriously brought out some of the worst, creepiest costumes in celeb Halloween history, I just have to share.

I think that when one attends a children’s event, the assumption is that you can cut corners with your normal attention to detail and the standard image you try to portray as a celeb. I guess everyone figured that kids just wouldn’t notice any otherwise unsettling aspect of their appearance that evening? That’s really the only way to explain Teri Hatcher’s very unflattering-bordering-on-pscyho Queen of Hearts get-up, Jamie Lee Curtis looking like a tranny MC of a drag contest who forgot “her” wig, and Rumer Willis’ insistence on wearing a costume that is cut so as to deliberately show her hoo-ha. Oh and if you like jailbait, make sure to click on Andrea Bowen’s picture–her costume gives pedophiles ’round the world a reason to cheer . . .