Beyonce is your fat aunt
The average person in the audience weighed like 90 pounds, so I don’t know if Beyonce was just trying to be mean or sarcastic by wearing this gold thing at her concert in Ethiopia last week. It sure does look that way. You normally only see thighs like this on Big Bird’s imaginary friend or on purple dinosaurs who sing songs to kids about friendship and sharing.
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Written by Trapper on October 25, 2007 – 4:48 am
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October 25th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
[...] Whoever sold Beyonce the beige lycra leotard with rhinestones should punched in the kidneys. Hard. (Fatback) [...]
October 25th, 2007 at 6:08 pm
there’s not a goddamn thing wrong with her body and you know it. make fun of her weave, whatever, but don’t call someone who looks like that fat. its just ridiculous.
October 25th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
NASTY
October 26th, 2007 at 1:44 am
Whatever - she looks hot. really.
October 26th, 2007 at 1:58 am
[...] Beyonce is your fat aunt (Fatback) [...]
October 27th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Go fuck your fat aunt, Todd. Beyonce looks fuckin’ fantastic.
November 3rd, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Are you blind or stupid or both? She has a gorgeous sexy body.