Pete Trades in the Junk for Junk


If you were a Pete Doherty fan before, well now there’s more of this never-bathing, slimy Brit C-lister to love. Yesterday Pete emerged from his one-month stint in rehab looking like one-and-a-half of his former self. And I can only imagine what fat Pete Doherty smells like. Now there are even more nooks and crannies on his body that won’t get washed. Yum.

Seriously though, how can you gain this much weight in one month from getting off smack? Don’t you spend two weeks throwing up from detox? That would leave only two weeks to gain what looks to be 20-25lbs. Puzzling. Maybe he ate Kate Moss in revenge for her dating her new man. But if she isn’t in his stomach and is alive and well, then silly her didn’t know how much she’d be missing by not being with Pete post-rehab. She could have had this prize had she not dumped him. Tragic.

Check out pre-rehab Pete. I could not find one picture of him without a fag in his mouth. Shame on you!

Never without His CiggyGod, He is Gorgeous, Huh?

Always a Class Act!Pete Loves His Fags!

Spread the word, sugar!
  • StumbleUpon
  • del.icio.us
  • Digg
  • Propeller
  • Facebook
  • Mixx

Posted in Elisha Cuthbert, Pete Doherty, Rehab |
Written by Lennox Miller on October 18, 2007 – 7:10 am

Random Hotness



2 Comments to “Pete Trades in the Junk for Junk”

  1. Salma Hayek Brings The Afternoon Links! - The Bastardly Says:

    [...] - The Valley Is No Place For A Richie Baby [Dlisted] - Black people ‘less intelligent’ scientist claims [Tasteful Celebs] - Guess who needs to eat? [SOW] - Is Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin’s marriage over? [Cele|bitchy] - Pete Trades in the Junk for Junk [Fatback and Collards] [...]

  2. Allie's 'Wired HOT Links' - #43 | Allie Is Wired - The Entertainment Blog Says:

    [...] Pete Doherty Emerges from Rehab… Fatter - Fatback and Collards [...]


Leave a Comment

You must be logged in to post a comment.


  • Eat it.

  • Sponsors

  • Google
  • RSS NSFW!

  • Random Hotness


  • Directory of Entertainment Blogs
    Entertainment Blogs - Blog Top Sites

    Celebrity News, Gossip, Photos and Videos at The Insider
  • Add to Technorati Favorites
  • Categories

  • Archives