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Good God! As if we all needed another reason to feel terribly for the people of Rwanda! Well, indeed we have one more . . . Paris Hilton has confirmed to E! News and Newsweek that she’s due to visit the war-ravaged country in November after she wraps shooting on her upcoming horror-musical film (Horror-Musical? WTF?).

Paris poignantly notes,

“There’s so much need in that area, and I feel like if I go, it will bring more attention to what people can do to help.”

I tend to think by “need” Paris sees the obvious lack of nightlife and fashion there and intends to class the country up a bit and make it “hot.”

Anyway, Paris’ supposedly altruistic spirit is betrayed by her own words to Newsweek. She tells the magazine that her visit to Rwanda will be filmed in hopes of selling the footage as a reality show called “The Philanthropist” on which she’ll be one of several celebrities who volunteer to help the 99.9999% of the population less fortunate than themselves. “I love having everything documented,” Paris told Newsweek. “It shows people what everyday life is like for me, how hard I work. There are a lot of misconceptions about me.”

May Miss Lennox put on her Public Health hat and remind Paris that Rwanda borders the Democratic Republic of Congo, a country currently experiencing an Ebola outbreak. Ah, I can dream of the possibilities, can’t I?

Paris just needs to shut the hell up with this awareness campaign bullshit and be seen and not heard . . . but only seen photoshopped, please, such as in these photos below.