Heatherette Sends in the Clown


Wow. I’m not sure how Jenna Jameson manages to look this wrong. It’s as if she woke up one morning and methodically plotted out how to ruin her curvy, hot body and pretty face. And then she did it. I mean we all have our days where we fantasize about anorexia, but do normal people take it there? No. Oh, wait, normal people don’t fantasize about anorexia? Okay, well, whatever. Anyway, there’s nothing left of Jenna’s former face and body, and it’s sad. Dude, you used to be beautiful…

And why the hell did Heatherette make her a model at their show this week? I believe this is the second time they’ve booked her since her gaunt look surfaced. I adore Heatherette, but this particular choice in models makes no sense to me.

Here’s to hoping that someone kidnaps Jenna and keeps her until she gains 20lbs and the Restalyne in her lips depletes.
Mommy, My Barbie Doll Came to Life!I’m SpeechlessStick Arm!Skeleton in Black, Backstage Before the Show



Posted in Jenna Jameson, Plastic Surgery |
Written by Lennox Miller on October 16, 2007 – 6:48 pm

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One Comment to “Heatherette Sends in the Clown”

  1. Dece Hrunter Says:

    To kidnap? Just Jenna? There must be some more additional females in need of concern, to stop and stare.

    It makes one wonder if Jenna is kidnapable at all? Logically if she agrees then it is not precisely a kidnap.

    Able was I ere I saw Jenna?

    Dece


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